Remember these are irrelevant meaning they're not relevant to my campaign, but I do promise to do them.
1) I will never have a fundraiser to help underprivileged wasps.
2) I will always see that crazy zoo animals do not take over the student council.
3) I will propose that we celebrate all holidays and thus be out of school for at least 100 days (I don't think that one will pass)
4) I will ask for a school holiday celebrating Chuck Norris.
5) I will make sure our class float is not about pigeons.
So a vote for me is a vote for randomness and irrelevancy. But also a vote for common sense. Again irrelevant.
